Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Thank God for the First Amendment!

This is a protest post because I was not allowed to put this harmless picture of Lindsay Lohan's boob to make a joke on the Jets blog.
Thank God at least one blog site (Overfloater) has not sold out to corporate America by banning pictures of a naked breast.
God Bless America and all our civil liberties! F the Jets Blog and its censorship!


fakey said...

Hmmmm.... I may have ruined the artistic integrity of this blog, but I was doing it in the name of art, so that counts for something, right?

Sorry Miggy.

The good news I may be able to play golf with you and Will Ferrell in April.

The Overfloater said...

Yeah, Fakehead! Post naked celebrities all you want. Heck, just any good looking naked woman is welcome on this site. This should be the place for all your experimental posts, your too-raging-for-Unruly posts, movie review away my friend!

Those are the fakest tits I have ever seen. Plus, I hate flesh colored nipples, and especially the pink ones. I am a devout brown nipple man. She's got one of them tits where you can't tell where the nipple begins. Yuk. Unless they were right in my face.

faketits said...

Yeah, it is a weird nipple, what's up with that? It looks fake. They don't have to be brown, but that at least have to be distinct from the rest of the tit. Very strange, this Lohan person. She is pretty hot though.

Mookie McFly said...

I was so offended by this that I masturbated...with my flesh colored penis...which is indistinguishable from the rest of my body.

PS - The Mets won last night...once I get a new job that isn't killing my entire soul, I will post like a mad man.

Mookie McFly said...

I have put up my first post on Mets3x bitches...post away.

Plus I'll send you guys an email but I have an idea for a Mets fantasy team that we can all partake in...I'm working out the kinks but we should have a draft some night. Check your email in the next day or two for it. Peace in the north east.

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Figgythemick said...

Who is this celia kindred spirit? Could this be our friend from Down Under?
Why would they bring up such a stigmatizing and wholly devastating drug addict subculture? Not everyone out there are degenerate, unemployed losers that smoke pot. I am outraged by this comment and am struggling to not smash my monitor screen in beserker fury.

I would actually be more interested in ways to compound the hallucinatory effects of gravity bong hits, which is reversed in water flow in favor of more unconventional means. I call it the Figgy Twist. Whereas a typical gravity hit consitutes a plastic bottle with the bottom 1/4 cut off. You sink the carved bottle into a body of water- be it a cooler, wastepaper basket, sink or lake to the point of just about below the bottle's mouth. Then you screw the metal bowl into the bottle's cap and screw it on with desired amount of herbal sacrifice, light it, pull up on the bottle and the action of the falling water trough the cut bottle creates a vacuum which then causes the portion of the bottle rising from the surface of the water to be thickly filled with milky smoke. You pull up until the bottle is nearly out of the water, BUT NOT QUITE! Unscrew the cap, apply your mouth to the bottle's and push down while slightly inhaling. The smoke is pushed down into your lungs and you can pull off massive plumes of exhalation (especially in a sunbeam-filled football living room).

Now for the Figgy Twist: poke a small hole, about the size of a nickel, into the side of a plastic bottle (Gatorade preferably) and than FILL THE BOTTLE with water while plugging the hole with your thumb. The sink is the best place for this, obviously. You then screw the cap on with bowl and herbal sacrifice, light it and release your thumb from the hole. The draining water will pull the lit stuff and fire up the whole bowl. Milky white smoke fills the bottle as the water drains and you wait until it is about 3/4 drained, unscrew the cap and BLAMMO! You kinda need good lungs for this method though, because the volume of the body of water and the action of pushing a smoke-filled bottle into it assists with the inhale. With the Figgy Twist it's all you. There is much less muss-and-fuss this way.

Oh yeah and Lohan's tit is grossly fake. What is that, kevlar?

Anonymous said...

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Unruly Jets Fan said...

you got to be kidding me about the censorship crap!!!

Go ahead have it your way...you can post Lindsay Lohans tit on the JETS BLOG if you have to!!! I am not censoring you. I will not censor you ever again.